Does He Ever Get Tired of These…; Tom Swifties Yet Again!!

March 6, 2010

I sentence you to death by electrocution,” the judge said concurrently.

“This is Honda’s premium car line,” he said accurately.

“You’re welcome,” Hans said bitterly.

“Are you from Jamaica?” he asked dreadfully.

“Perhaps it would be a good idea to move air around upstairs,” he said fanatically.

 “I am the owner of this small lizard,” he said minutely.

“I have two dachshunds,” he said paradoxically.

“I prefer the older style of circuit breakers,” he said profusely.

“Ring it again,” he said rebelliously.

“It’s the smallest mammal known to man,” he said shrewdly.

“I’m sorry; I don’t see your name on the list,” the maitre d’ said unreservedly.

“Pike’s Market is closed,” he said unselfishly.

“Thank you very much,” Pierre said mercifully.

“This is the best contraceptive on the market today,” he said inconceivably.

“Fruit of the Loom,” he said briefly.

“There is recent activity at the North Pole,” he said articulately.

“Are these ants males or females?” he asked, both gallantly and buoyantly.